aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo


kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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(via hotboyproblems)


Pikachu